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May I have your attention please
请大家注意
May I have your attention please
请大家注意
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
请真正的痞子阿姆站起来
I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
我重复一遍，请真正的痞子阿姆站起来
We're going to have a problem here
出问题了
Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
你们看起来好像从没见过白人一样
jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
惊得下巴掉地，就像Pam发现Tommy闯进了屋子
started whoopin her ass worse than before
开始更用力打她的pp
they first get divorced throwing her over furniture
然后离婚，把她扔向那堆家具
It's the return of the
回归的是那位
Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he
不…等等，你在开玩笑吧，他刚刚不会真那样说了，对吧？
And Dr Dre said
然而Dr Dre说
Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement（HAHA!）
Dr Dre什么也没说，傻瓜，Dr Dre死了，锁在我地下室里
Feminist women love Eminem
女权都爱Eminem
Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
“就是那个痞子阿姆，我受够他了
look at him walking around grabbing his you know what
看看他，到处鬼混，还捂着裆
limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though
竖着手指。”不过他还挺可爱
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
我大概脑子真有些问题
but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
但不会糟过你父母的卧室
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
我有时也想在节目里无拘无束
but can't but its cool for Tom Green to **** a dead moose
但我不行，不过Tom Green可以在电视上干死只驼鹿
my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
我的pp亲你唇
and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
如果我走运你就再亲一口
and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
这就是我们给小孩子听的东西
and expect them not to know what a womens ******** is
那他们还能不知道什么叫做花蒂吗
Of course they gonna know what p***y is
他们当然知道做是什么意思啊
by the time they hit 4th grade
等他们上了四年级
they got the discovery channel don't they
他们就能看探索频道了，对吧
We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
我们不过是一帮哺乳动物罢了，啊，当然还有一些吃人
who cut other people open like cantaloupes
整天坎人就像切哈密瓜
But if we can **** dead animals and antelopes
但是如果干动物都没问题
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
那两个男人不能结合完全没道理嘛
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
可如果你跟我一样，我就给你解解毒
Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes
女士们，摇起你们的连裤袜，唱一段副歌
I'm Slim Shady
我是痞子阿姆
Yes I'm the real Shady
没错，我是真正的痞子
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们其他的痞子阿姆只是在模仿我
So won't the real Slim Shady
所以，真正的痞子
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
请起立，请起立
because I'm Slim Shady
因为我是痞子阿姆
Yes I'm the real Shady
没错，我是真正的痞子
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们其他的痞子阿姆只是在模仿我
So won't the real Slim shady
所以，真正的痞子
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
请起立，请起立
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Will Smith的歌里没有脏话照样卖得起飞
Well I do so **** him and **** you too
那又咋样？我照说
You think I give a damm about a Grammy
你不会以为我鸟什么格莱美吧
Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
这些批评家有一半都受不了我，更别说支持我了
But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird
但是阿姆，你要是得奖的话，不会觉得很尴尬吗
Why So you guys can just lie to get me here
咋了？得奖了你们就能把我拐来这破现场了
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
这样你们就能让我坐在Britney Spears旁边
**** Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
擦，我要和Christina Aguilera换位
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
换到Carson Daly和Fred Durst旁边
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
听他们争到底她先嘬的谁
Little b***h put me on blast on MTV
MTV没完没了的提我
yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe
“他挺可爱的，但不也娶了kim吗”
I should download her audio on mp3
我应该把这段录音存到MP3上
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D
让你们好好听听Eminem怎么染上花柳病的
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
我受够你们这群小姑娘小崽子了，整天就知道烦我
So I've been sent here to destroy you
所以我现在来毁灭你们了
And theres a million of us just like me
像我这样的还有几百万个
Who cuss like me
跟我一样吐脏字
Who just don't give a **** like me
一样什么都不鸟
Who dress like me
一样穿这一身
Walk talk and act like me
走路和说话都跟我一样
It just might be the next best thing
下一个火的可能是他
But not quite me
但他永远不是我
I'm Slim Shady
我是痞子阿姆
Yes I'm the real Shady
没错，我是真正的痞子
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们其他的痞子阿姆都只是在模仿我
So won't the real Slim Shady
所以，真正的痞子
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
请起立，请起立
because I'm Slim Shady
因为我是痞子阿姆
Yes I'm the real Shady
没错，我是真正的痞子
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们其他的痞子阿姆都只是在模仿我
So won't the real Slim shady
所以，真正的痞子
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
请起立，请起立
I'm like a headtrip to listen to
听我的歌有够刺激的
Cause I'm only giving you
因为这些词
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
你也就敢在开玩笑时说说
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll
不同的是，我敢当众大喊
And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
从来不装，也不往自己脸上贴金
I just get on the mic and spit it
我拿起麦就唱
And whether you like to admit it
不管你承不承认
I just **** it better than 90% of you rappers out there
90%的rapper都比不上我
Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums
还想着为什么孩子们见到他的专辑跟见到药似的
Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30
真有意思，按这进度下去，等我30岁
Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty
估计养老院就剩我一个了
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking
一面揩油，一面开冲
But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
一整袋伟哥都没用
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
每个人心中都有一个痞子阿姆
He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
也许他就是汉堡王的员工，往你的洋葱圈里吐口水
Or in the parking lot circling
或者在外面停车场绕圈
screaming I don't give a ****
叫着“老子不在乎”那位
With his windows down and system up
打开窗户，原地启动
So will the real Shady please stand up
所以请真正的痞子阿姆站起来
and put one of those fingures on each hand up
那两根手指都竖起来
and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
自豪地放飞自我
and one more time loud as you can how does it go
再来一次，跟我一起唱
Cuz I'm Slim Shady
因为我是痞子阿姆
Yes I'm the real Shady
没错，我是真正的痞子
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们其他的痞子阿姆都只是在模仿我
So won't the real Slim Shady
所以，真正的痞子阿姆
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
请起立，请起立
becuase I'm Slim Shady
因为我是真正的痞子阿姆
Yes I'm the real Shady
没错，我是真正的痞子
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们其他的痞子阿姆都只是在模仿我
So won't the real Slim shady
所以，真正的痞子阿姆
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
请起立，请起立
I'm Slim Shady
我是痞子阿姆
Yes I'm the real Shady
没错，我是真正的痞子
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们其他的痞子阿姆都只是在模仿
So won't the real Slim Shady
所以，真正的痞子阿姆
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
请起立，请起立
because I'm Slim Shady
因为我是痞子阿姆
Yes I'm the real Shady
没错，我是真正的痞子
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们其他的痞子阿姆都只是在模仿我
So won't the real Slim shady
所以，真正的痞子阿姆
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
请起立，请起立
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